Underneath all the white noise is cosmic background radiation. Same start and finish as the burly V8, but stay low. Work through the side pulls and crimps to the powerful top out.

Background Radiation

Cold Toast

Voodoo

Jeff’s Thingy

Crimp City

Randy Traverse

Jeffs Arete

Big Tex

Pimp City

Longhorn Direct

Bat Magic

Fireball

Off The Handlebars

White Noise Sit

Amoeba

Boombox

Longhorn

Lil’ Tex

White Noise

Mad D Batteries

Snail Rail

Sit start on the low left side of the boulder. Using a right hand side pulling crimp, a left hand pocket jug and solid feet on the shelf below, stand up to a small incut slot with a slopper on the outside. Traverse left, crossing the bowling ball pinch. The crux begins when you’re set up directly under the steep sloper. Right hand on the arete, left on a side pulling sloper above a small knob. Set feet, Power the right hand into the sloper, bump the left hand up to a good open hand crimp, collect and throw further up left to the victory jug. Tops out with a small foot chip just under the jug a bit.

Sit start on the far right. Traverse the rail of jugs and slopers toward the tree growing around the rock. Find a few good holds through the large hueco, topping out on slopers just right of the tree.  

Really fun line up a long sloper rail. Condition dependent!  

Right most line on the Big Tex boulder. 

At the top of the approach trail, left of the tree growing around the rock. Sit start under the colorful orange and black nose using pinches and horrid pockets for undercut feet. Work the low crux of crimps, pinches and awkward movement over the nose. Once mantling onto the nose step out high left on the steep ramp to some dark jugs leading to the top and friendly crimps.

Behind Big Tex is the coolest lowball of all lowball traverses. Low and short, crux is keeping your ass off the ground.

Right of the tree, small log landing. Fun line with a lot of variation.

Behind the Crimp City boulder is this large jug filled wall of fun holding all kinds of interesting problems. The most obvious, Big Tex. A favorite of children and beginners, but not for the faint of heart. The airy top out brings little security at close to 20ft off the deck and I have personally watched ankles snap from this route. Pad that shit up and don’t forget the spotter if you’re unsure! No shame in keeping your ankles together.

Sit start on two good angled slopers, with feet on the semi crumbly orange and black rail below. The entire jug rail is OFF. Crux- Power to a rail center face, establish feet. Stand up using two small holds in a seam just above. Tops out straight to a small rail and slopers. 

The slab to the left of Big Tex. Stand start with your hands in the low pockets. Find your feet up the slab to mantle off the high knob. Proceed up the low angle slab to walk off the back of the boulder.

Start on a head high hueco and traverse left into Voodoo.  Move into the crack whenever possible and top out.

Right from White Noise, start in a small side pull. Work into a small iron slot with a right crimp, left working the arete. Top out is mildly heady with small holds to top out. 

Start off on two large handholds that have a few okay ways to be held, feet start on a rail to the left and a dish to the right. Work your way to the right through a series of side pulls on the handlebars while walking your feet along below you. Reach for a solid undercling in the big pocket. Find an okay sloper for your left hand, pop up to the slot with your right and get good feet. Reach for the book-sized pinch and pull yourself up using the tension between your right foot and hand. Get a foot out to the right and pull yourself over to the ledge and walk-up the finish to the right. 

Mushroom shaped boulder with two gems! Don’t forget to set your feet up to make the long reach over the lip to a half pad crimp! 

Sit start, big semi narrow left hand pinch with a left heal hole slightly under it, right hand in an orange sopey slot. Power right hand to a good sloper, left to a wide pinch. Stand into the large hueco and top out on some fair slopers.

Behind the Crimp City boulder is a nice jug filled wall full of fun!! The most obvious line going up this wall has a large hueco that is kinda shaped like Texas. From this, we got Big Tex...from this, we got Lil’ Tex. The much less obvious line using only small mono pockets, crimps, the smallest chips for feet and nothing else. Make it as complicated as possible. Have fun!

Like slopers? Come get some. There are three known methods to climb this boulder. 

The OG beta- Stand start using a left hand side pull sloper, right hand pinching  bowling ball hole like pockets, feet on small chips. Throw to the victory jug out left to top out. The Low stand- start with left hand on a sidepulling sloper, just above a small knob. Right hand far right on the arete. Bump right hand high on a very steep sloper with a tiny dish, full compression, bump left hand up to an open hand crimp and one more time to the victory jug.

Sit start under large hueco, left hand pinch right hand flat ledge, pull up and through the hueco, bring a high left foot to mantle up and then walk the easy top out

Middle line up the Big Tex bloc. Have your wits together as you pull over the mantle and onto the ramp. 

Great roadside bouldering! A lot of easy moderates with a few gems hidden in the mix. 

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